FOURTH QUARTER
Another drive stalls on the Green Bay 30. Jason "Look Ma, no" Hanson boots a 49 yarder and continues to set the record as the Lions all-time leading scorer. This is a five point game folks. The Lions are playing like they want to win. They won't but its good to see this fire.
BIG FUMBLE ON THE KICK RETURN AND THE LIONS HAVE THE BALL ON THE GB 15!!!!!!!!
And it's not to be. Jason "Look Ma, no" Hanson is out again to kick a 20 yarder from the 7. Unbelievable. You have a chance to take the lead, Hill flubs a sure chance to run one in and instead throws a duck out of the end zone. Ug. Do you want to win or not? If you do, you need to be in the lead.
28-26 Packers
Alphonso Smith intercepts Rodgers! They have not given up. The Lions have the ball on their own 30.
Nothing doing. Lions punt. Way to play flat, fellas.
Packers are out in the victory formation and its over.
The Packers were supposed to dominate the Lions. It didn't happen. Aaron Rodgers was supposed to have a field day. It didn't happen. The Lions were supposed to look like the worst team in the NFL. It didn't happen. They stood up and played their tails off. Unfortunately, they still make stupid mistakes. Cherilus and Peterman didn't help with 2 holding calls a piece. Too many freebies and too many field goals off turnovers. The pack had 14 off turnovers. Lions had 6. When that happens, you're going to lose the game. They come up short by just two points. Two painful points.
No, they didn't get blown out. They ripped our hearts out instead.
THIRD QUARTER
Well, there went that. The Lions benefit from a pass interference call, and then Shaun Hill throws an interception that gets dropped, and then an interception that gets taken back to the house. Play is under review, but we all know how it's going to turn out.
Pack 28 - Cats 14
The Lions offense looks really good and for the first time in the game puts together a clean drive. They move all the way into the red zone only to have Brandon Pettigrew drop a sure first down on 3rd and long.
Jason "Look Ma, no" Hanson puts one through the uprights this time.
28-17 in favour of the Packers
INTERCEPTION, Chris Houston. No, wait. Overturned by a penalty. INTERCEPTION, Chris Houston. Echo? No, this one stands. Lions have the ball.
A nice looking drive with a big gain scramble by Hill ends with a Jason "Look Ma, no" Hanson field goal. The Lions all time leading scorer boots it through from 52 yards out. The Lions are within 8.
28-20 Green Bay.
The Lions force a quick 3 and out on D and get the ball back as the seconds tick away in the 3rd quarter. They get in a 5 yard gain before time expires. It's close going into the 4th quarter. This is where legends are made. They're still in the game. They're playing with purpose. Who know what could happen?
SECOND QUARTER
Dear Lord, the Lions cap off a drive with a 23 yard pass to the Megatron in the endzone. The extra point ties the game at 7. This could actually be a ballgame after all.
Oh, no they ditn't. The Lions D responds to points by forcing a 3 and out. Lions have the ball back.
After converting a couple first downs and moving the ball fairly well, Jahvid Best launches a fumble into the arms of a Packer defenseman. The Gosder Cherilus wisely commits a personal foul giving placing the Packers at the Lions 15.
And since one good turn deserves another, the defense commits a holding penalty putting Rodgers that much closer. Hold on to your butts.
And there it is, touchdown Green Bay. After getting sacked and a short gainer, Rodgers looks to the end zone and throws a strike. 14-7 Cheeseheads.
Quick 3 and out for the Lions follows Green Bay's score.
More stupid defensive play, and Rodgers take a deep shot down field. He hits a WIDE OPEN Donald Driver for 60 yards and on the next play, they pass for 6 more points.
Cabasas de queso go up 21-7.
Wow! The Lions did absolutely everything they could have to prevent themselves from scoring and they still pulled it off. Peterman gets called for a second hold, whifs on a block and lets his QB get sacked for 10 yards and more a few more minor penalties should have stalled the drive. However, Hill hits Megatron in the end zone for 6. AND YES, he did complete the process.
Lions get closer, but still trail 21-14
LIONS RECOVER A FUMBLE ON THE KICKOFF!!!!
Then Jason "Look Ma, no" Hanson misses a 50+ yarder.
It remains 21-14 at the half.
FIRST QUARTER
Here we go. We are on the precipice of a blowout. Just about 20 minutes until The Detroit Football Lions storm out of the tunnel to face the Frozen Tundra Cheeseheads. You really get the feeling that the Lions wish they could run full boar out of the tunnel, stop, turn around and head back to the locker room. Unless Ndamukong Suh manages to hit Aaron Rodgers with a DDT followed by a piledriver, the Lions defense will look like a Pop-Warner team taking on an All-Pro squad.
Be afraid Lions fans, be very afraid. In fact, don't watch the game. just read my blog after its all over and follow me through the five stages of grieving in just three short hours. Updates will be posted here constantly and on Facebook quarterly.
Oh, and Gooooooooo Lions (snicker.)
Green Bay has won the toss and elected to receive. Clay Matthews is furious that he does not get to pulverize the Lions offense first.
And, we start off with a Lions penalty on the opening kickoff. Way to set the tone for the game, guys.
That didn't take long. 2:12 into the first quarter, Aaron Rodgers throws a strike to Donald Driver for six. The extra point makes it seven. You can expect the entire game to follow this pattern. When Green Bay gets the ball, they are going to score points. I am already passed the denial phase of grief and moving toward anger.
The Lions open up their first offensive drive with sack on Shaun Hill. Then pass for a short gain. Then hit Pettigrew over the middle for a first down. It was, miraculously, not called back by a penalty. The Lions are gaining yards using their tight end combo, and nothing else. The receivers cannot get open. Calvin Johnson is yet to get a ball thrown his way and Tony Scheffler really gave up his body to pull in a poor pass by Hill. They also managed to picjk up a holding penalty in the drive but overcame it, gaining another first down.
Then Jahvid Best fell the hell down and Hill threw the ball directly to A.J. Hawk, a Green Bay Packer, who completed the interception at the 7 yard line. Anger is in full swing.
Nothing comes of the turnover and the Lions have the ball back.
With the first quarter over, the Lions are driving down the field. Megatron has caught both passes thrown his way, and both went for first down distance. Best is running ok despite his turf-toe. Stephen Peterman gets flagged for a false start and the team has nearly bailed him out by getting to a 3 and inches situation. Can they convert? Are they really only trailing by 7 points still? Could we even hope to see a tie at some point in this game? Have I already reached the bargaining phase of the grieving process?
Yes.